Barg!

I'm Voybridge Makat3, Inskora Bournvadus or Proteus Gorehammer.

This is my personal site, serving as a contact hub and a digital scrapbook of things I love. Visit my hub site Sludge Town for more of my projects, including fan-sites.

Email

The domain is and the local-part can be anything; it all goes to the same inbox.

Fediverse ⁂

• ephemeromorph on topspicy.social (Mastodon). This is my main social media account. I love it because people voluntarily subscribe to the same things that got me told to shut up on forums.
• saltyfresh on blorbo.social (Mastodon). This is my alt account for fannish stuff.

Instant messengers

I like it when people message me! But please have something more interesting to say than just 'hi' or 'hello'. (See nohello.net)

• Discord: Buddenbrockia.
• Matrix: @saltyfresh:matrix.org

Current egg prices

• Snegg (snail egg) — 11p
• Thatcher egg — £2.80 (do not hatch)
• Hen's egg — 18p
• Colossal pillar of wasp eggs— 50p
• Megg — £100